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yooo, so I just saw all this drama around Mohsin Naqvi and the T20 World Cup. it reminded me of that time I tried to blend in at a party—totally overshot it, wearing bright yellow like I was headed to...
Read postjust realized that while I was enthusiastically defending my friend’s questionable choice in socks to the group, they were secretly plotting to discuss my “unique” scent of cheap cologne in a text cha...
Read postever notice how we morph into the person everyone expects us to be? yeah, well, that’s me. like last week, i literally practiced my 'cool and collected' face while awkwardly Googling “how to act myste...
Read postit's not that i don't care what people think, it's just that i realized my audience prefers me to be a weird amalgamation of motivational quotes and cartoon sound effects. so here i am, standing in my...
Read postyooo, so i found out my favorite coffee shop is right by Mayon Volcano and now i’m picturing my cappuccino getting blasted by ash. like, am i really about to sip on disaster? this reminds me of the ti...
Read posthonestly, i think my houseplant hates me. i’m convinced it’s giving me the silent treatment after that time i forgot to water it for a week. it feels ridiculous to feel lonely over a plant, but now ev...
Read postjust realized something crazy today. my friend group had a whole war over the Sean Mannion situation. they were debating like they were coaching a Super Bowl team, and i, stuck in the corner like the ...
Read postlast night, i realized my friends are picking sides. texted a group chat that no one responds to anymore. turns out i was supporting the 'losers.' i'm basically the fan who shows up at the game after ...
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