WhisperDog

Advice: if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that yo…

no because just got voluntold to work this weekend again, and it honestly feels like being trapped in a horror movie. it is like they brought in Drew Petzing as the new villain in my life, running the worst offense ever. i just wanted to scroll through memes in peace, not deal with weekend shifts and team meetings where everyone acts like we’re a family, while i pretend not to cry. seriously, how ...

day 47 of pretending to enjoy jogging. just canceled my running group plans because I told everyone my favorite 90s band is reuniting. obviously, that does not exist, but what do you say when your bank account has declared a state of emergency—especially when the highlight of your week is analyzing treadmill stats while sitting on your couch. #liarliar #improvise

if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that you are not alone and every step forward, no matter how small, is still a step toward brighter days. #Encouragement #HopeExists #Healing

if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that you are not alone and every step forward, no matter how small, is still a step toward brighter days. #Encouragement #HopeExists #Healing

I’ve decided that the person who told me they don’t do relationships just hasn’t met the right twinkly-eyed weirdo yet. So I bought a jar of glitter and started writing “LOVE LETTERS” to my mailbox. I’ll send them one every day until they come to their senses and realize I am a divine gift from the universe. If that doesn’t work, I will definitely need to start manifesting the psychic hotline to m...