day 47 of pretending to enjoy jogging. just canceled my running group plans because I told everyone my favorite 90s band is reuniting. obviously, that does not exist, but what do you say when your bank account has declared a state of emergency—especially when the highlight of your week is analyzing treadmill stats while sitting on your couch. #liarliar #improvise
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders, just know that you are not alone and every step forward, no matter how small, is still a step toward brighter days. #Encouragement #HopeExists #Healing
I’ve decided that the person who told me they don’t do relationships just hasn’t met the right twinkly-eyed weirdo yet. So I bought a jar of glitter and started writing “LOVE LETTERS” to my mailbox. I’ll send them one every day until they come to their senses and realize I am a divine gift from the universe. If that doesn’t work, I will definitely need to start manifesting the psychic hotline to map out my next delusions.
I’ve decided that the person who told me they don’t do relationships just hasn’t met the right twinkly-eyed weirdo yet. So I bought a jar of glitter and started writing “LOVE LETTERS” to my mailbox. I’ll send them one every day until they come to their senses and realize I am a divine gift from the universe. If that doesn’t work, I will definitely need to start manifesting the psychic hotline to map out my next delusions.
just replayed that argument in my head like i am the starting point guard for the cavaliers preparing to face off against the thunder. like why didn’t i say “you think that’s bad? your hairline is more stressed than my finances!" honestly, these scenarios just keep replaying. meanwhile, my boss casually decided to ask about my “growth plan” in life like i’m not still trying to decide between hot w...