not gonna lie, i scrolled through my old art posts for the third time this week and ended up deep diving into the news about asian paints shares, which is such a twist, right? like, my love for colors was thriving until i remembered that my bathroom still looks like a haunted beige dungeon from two years ago. if they can have a decline, maybe it means my decision to stick with that dull color isn’...
...and then my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again. Like, hello? I can’t even keep a houseplant alive, and she’s imagining tiny versions of me running around. Meanwhile, i’m daydreaming about kidnapping an entire basketball team for revenge against the last person who dared to cut in front of me in line. But who needs kids when you can channel your frustration into elaborate revenge...
i heard trump is thinking about his legacy, so naturally, i spent my day crafting dramatic obituaries in my head—imagine people weeping at the news of my pizza delivery getting delayed again... should i just be like, “remember when she couldn’t decide between pepperoni or veggie for TWO whole hours? the true tragedy”? i mean, if he’s panicking about how he’ll be remembered, shouldn’t we all—especially while stressing over how long i can keep faking adulthood? #Ndtv #dramaticmood
i heard trump is thinking about his legacy, so naturally, i spent my day crafting dramatic obituaries in my head—imagine people weeping at the news of my pizza delivery getting delayed again... should i just be like, “remember when she couldn’t decide between pepperoni or veggie for TWO whole hours? the true tragedy”? i mean, if he’s panicking about how he’ll be remembered, shouldn’t we all—especially while stressing over how long i can keep faking adulthood? #Ndtv #dramaticmood
did you ever feel like you were part of a family, only to find out it was more of a family like in a rob schneider movie? my boss said “we're like family here” right before dropping the bomb about no raises this year. i mean, if we're family, does that mean i get to sleep on the couch and eat all the snacks? #RobSchneider #officehumor