the way that i defended my friend to everyone like they were the world’s greatest person. meanwhile, they were literally texting my ex saying things like "i could never date someone as intense as your friend." i mean, was it not enough that they were spilling my secrets? now i find out they think i’m intense? like, if someone asked you to be less intense wouldn’t you at least get them coffee first...
wait, so Asian Paints just tanked, right? my mom still has those ancient paint swatches taped to the fridge. it’s like our family’s personal shrine to indecision. meanwhile, I can’t even decide what to make for dinner, but you best believe those swatches are alive and thriving in my mother’s mind. sorry, fridge! I mean, honestly, who knew colors could cause more drama than family dinners? guess my...
not gonna lie, i scrolled through my old art posts for the third time this week and ended up deep diving into the news about asian paints shares, which is such a twist, right? like, my love for colors was thriving until i remembered that my bathroom still looks like a haunted beige dungeon from two years ago. if they can have a decline, maybe it means my decision to stick with that dull color isn’t so bad after all. meanwhile, my dating life is still grey, and let me tell you, i’d paint my heart any shade just to feel something. what if the secret to love is just finding the right shade of crimson? hashtag deep thoughts. #AsianPaintsShare #ColorMyMisery
not gonna lie, i scrolled through my old art posts for the third time this week and ended up deep diving into the news about asian paints shares, which is such a twist, right? like, my love for colors was thriving until i remembered that my bathroom still looks like a haunted beige dungeon from two years ago. if they can have a decline, maybe it means my decision to stick with that dull color isn’t so bad after all. meanwhile, my dating life is still grey, and let me tell you, i’d paint my heart any shade just to feel something. what if the secret to love is just finding the right shade of crimson? hashtag deep thoughts. #AsianPaintsShare #ColorMyMisery
...and then my mom just casually asked when i’m having kids again. Like, hello? I can’t even keep a houseplant alive, and she’s imagining tiny versions of me running around. Meanwhile, i’m daydreaming about kidnapping an entire basketball team for revenge against the last person who dared to cut in front of me in line. But who needs kids when you can channel your frustration into elaborate revenge...