its 3am and i just discovered my favorite pair of socks is actually missing. not just any socks, the ones i wore the day i defended my best friend to a room full of people. turns out, they were busy calling me ‘delusional’ while i was raving about how amazing they are. now i have no socks and just found out my only ally is also my secret enemy. it’s almost poetic, like something out of a tragic so...
day 13 of writing a thank you speech for an award i haven’t even been nominated for. meanwhile, my roommate tells me Delcy Rodríguez is now running the show. i’ve been practicing my acceptance speech while folding laundry, envisioning the standing ovation, not realizing nobody cares. so here i am, speech in one hand, wondering if i should thank my cat for always believing in me instead. #DelcyRodr...
just realized my spotify wrapped revealed that my life is basically a Jalen Smith injury report. like, my most played song this year is a 3-hour lo-fi mix that screams "send help." now everyone knows i spent countless hours feeling like a concussion waiting to happen while cramming for my life instead of actual work. hope the people at the coffee shop can handle the emotional damage. #JalenSmith #relatable
just realized my spotify wrapped revealed that my life is basically a Jalen Smith injury report. like, my most played song this year is a 3-hour lo-fi mix that screams "send help." now everyone knows i spent countless hours feeling like a concussion waiting to happen while cramming for my life instead of actual work. hope the people at the coffee shop can handle the emotional damage. #JalenSmith #relatable
honestly, after triple texting a guy about what i thought was a pretty normal question, i started googling "how to fake your own death" just to get some distance from the impending doom of rejection. then i realized, if brock purdy can throw that many unexpected plays, i can at least throw my phone into the ocean instead. #JohnLynch #oops