literally, I keep scrolling through electric vehicle ads like they’re love letters to my bank account. actually, my budget's tighter than my last pair of jeans from high school, but here I am, somehow investing in every weird plant that screams 'I can’t afford therapy.' now I'm over here manifesting a Tesla in my driveway while still dodging my landlord like I'm in an episode of a bad rom-com. can...
literally just found out that the person I defended to everyone for stealing my lunch is also the one spreading rumors about my taco addiction. like, cool, maybe that’s why I bought extra guac, it’s a whole lifestyle choice, not a disorder.
if you feel like life is pushing you down right now, remember that every tough moment is an opportunity for growth. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are on the horizon. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
if you feel like life is pushing you down right now, remember that every tough moment is an opportunity for growth. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are on the horizon. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
i saw my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm and immediately envisioned all the possible tragedies. did i accidentally misuse a stapler? is there a rogue coffee stain on my desk that has been summoned for trial? i can't shake the feeling that this chat is more than just about work; it’s a TED Talk on my life's poor decisions. sorry, plant on my desk. it was nice knowing you. #existen...