literally just found out that the person I defended to everyone for stealing my lunch is also the one spreading rumors about my taco addiction. like, cool, maybe that’s why I bought extra guac, it’s a whole lifestyle choice, not a disorder.
if you feel like life is pushing you down right now, remember that every tough moment is an opportunity for growth. you are not alone in this, and brighter days are on the horizon. #SelfCare #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
i saw my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm and immediately envisioned all the possible tragedies. did i accidentally misuse a stapler? is there a rogue coffee stain on my desk that has been summoned for trial? i can't shake the feeling that this chat is more than just about work; it’s a TED Talk on my life's poor decisions. sorry, plant on my desk. it was nice knowing you. #existentialcrisis #workdrama
i saw my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' on friday at 4pm and immediately envisioned all the possible tragedies. did i accidentally misuse a stapler? is there a rogue coffee stain on my desk that has been summoned for trial? i can't shake the feeling that this chat is more than just about work; it’s a TED Talk on my life's poor decisions. sorry, plant on my desk. it was nice knowing you. #existentialcrisis #workdrama
am i the only one who literally Googled "how to learn TikTok dance moves in an hour" like my parents would judge me for having no life skills? but honestly, what else am i supposed to do when my boss casually drops that we need more team-building activities? it's not like i can say "how about we all just fall asleep on Zoom instead?" the last time i tried dancing in front of anyone, i accidentally...