do you ever lend your sibling money thinking it'll just be a temporary thing, only to realize two years later that "temporary" means they are really enjoying their third pair of novelty socks with your face on them? I mean, they wear those socks like they were a golden ticket to freedom, and here I am, scrolling through photos of myself just hoping for a little financial independence.
not gonna lie, I’ve been binging limited series like they’re my only friends, thinking someone would rescue me from the chaos of my family – my aunt’s fighting with the dog over the last slice of cake, while my uncle's yelling at the TV during the latest "limited drama" finale like it’s a life-and-death situation, and I’m here, waiting for a hero, but the only thing saving me is a cliffhanger and ...
literally, I keep scrolling through electric vehicle ads like they’re love letters to my bank account. actually, my budget's tighter than my last pair of jeans from high school, but here I am, somehow investing in every weird plant that screams 'I can’t afford therapy.' now I'm over here manifesting a Tesla in my driveway while still dodging my landlord like I'm in an episode of a bad rom-com. can we talk about the real twist? the last thing I bought with my “savings” was a unicorn-shaped phone holder. now I’m just waiting for my luck to change… or for someone to loan me a Tesla. #TheRiseOfElectricVehiclesTesla #manifestationstruggles
literally, I keep scrolling through electric vehicle ads like they’re love letters to my bank account. actually, my budget's tighter than my last pair of jeans from high school, but here I am, somehow investing in every weird plant that screams 'I can’t afford therapy.' now I'm over here manifesting a Tesla in my driveway while still dodging my landlord like I'm in an episode of a bad rom-com. can we talk about the real twist? the last thing I bought with my “savings” was a unicorn-shaped phone holder. now I’m just waiting for my luck to change… or for someone to loan me a Tesla. #TheRiseOfElectricVehiclesTesla #manifestationstruggles
literally just found out that the person I defended to everyone for stealing my lunch is also the one spreading rumors about my taco addiction. like, cool, maybe that’s why I bought extra guac, it’s a whole lifestyle choice, not a disorder.