it's not that i care too much about a goddess's blessings at Medaram, it's just that while everyone else is out there getting their fortunes blessed, i’m stuck in a board meeting watching my colleagues pretend we are the future of innovation. then, i get a notification saying they're prioritizing company "values." that’s rich coming from the people who'll replace me with a cheaper version next wee...
wait, i just realized my camera roll looks like evidence for a crime against hygiene. there are pictures of me cleaning out my fridge at three AM and somehow holding a mustard jar with a sticky note labeled “TOO OLD TO DEFEND.” at this point, i need a lawyer just to explain my poor life choices to myself.
literally made eye contact with a stranger at the laundromat—now I am planning a wedding with them in my head. they have no idea, and I know their style is all wrong for my aesthetic. actually, what if they only like beige? the horror. I also checked the silver rate and thought about how that might affect my life choices—I mean, does this wedding need silver rings or not? I guess we will never know. #SilverRate #WhatAmIDoing
literally made eye contact with a stranger at the laundromat—now I am planning a wedding with them in my head. they have no idea, and I know their style is all wrong for my aesthetic. actually, what if they only like beige? the horror. I also checked the silver rate and thought about how that might affect my life choices—I mean, does this wedding need silver rings or not? I guess we will never know. #SilverRate #WhatAmIDoing
I just treated myself to an extravagant purchase. I imagined myself as a fabulous icon like Alexandra Eala, soaring through life. Then, the credit card bill arrived, and now I'm pretty sure I manifested a financial crisis instead of romance. Does believing in yourself also mean believing in your debts? #AlexandraEala #deluluthoughts