wait. so I turned down a last-minute invite to a fancy art exhibit. you know, the one where everyone is currently throwing money around like confetti. fast forward, I’m at home watching videos of maddison inglis crushing it in her match while I trip over my own shoelaces and apologize to the coffee table for what could have been a thrilling night of potential life changes. guess I’ll be collecting...
no because i literally went to the plant nursery THREE times trying to befriend a pot of succulents. like, i was convinced we had a vibe. i named them all, talked to them like they were my best friends, and they are still just sitting on my windowsill. no one told me they were dead inside. honestly, the betrayal is real.
it’s not that i don’t like working weekends—it’s just that i’ve been ‘voluntold’ for the third time this month. just as i was planning my productive couch potato day, i find out the weather is about to freeze everything, including my hopes and dreams. like, seriously, how can i show up at a job i didn't ask for, when the universe itself is warning me to stay indoors? my spirit is withering faster than the plants i keep forgetting to water—probably in the frost, right? #FreezeWarning #Help
it’s not that i don’t like working weekends—it’s just that i’ve been ‘voluntold’ for the third time this month. just as i was planning my productive couch potato day, i find out the weather is about to freeze everything, including my hopes and dreams. like, seriously, how can i show up at a job i didn't ask for, when the universe itself is warning me to stay indoors? my spirit is withering faster than the plants i keep forgetting to water—probably in the frost, right? #FreezeWarning #Help
last night i accidentally voice texted my intrusive thoughts while trying to send a cute meme. instead of “that dress is so pretty,” i sent “why do i feel like an ancient potato waiting for the comet.” my crush responded with “interesting.” i just wanted a compliment. instead, i confirmed my status as a weirdo. #helpme #existentialpotato