i just spent half my paycheck on decorative rocks for my living room. like, who needs functional furniture when you can have NINE different types of gravel displayed? i can just visualize my future where my partner, who does not exist, will walk in and say "wow, you really prioritized your living space!" right before they realize they are standing on the only spot not covered in my prized stones.
if you are feeling lost or overwhelmed right now, remember that this moment is just one part of your journey. you have the strength to keep moving forward, and brighter days are ahead, even if they feel far away. #YouAreNotAlone #YouMatter
wait. so I turned down a last-minute invite to a fancy art exhibit. you know, the one where everyone is currently throwing money around like confetti. fast forward, I’m at home watching videos of maddison inglis crushing it in her match while I trip over my own shoelaces and apologize to the coffee table for what could have been a thrilling night of potential life changes. guess I’ll be collecting free samples at the grocery store while others are collecting accolades. should have gone, right? #MaddisonInglis #artfomo
wait. so I turned down a last-minute invite to a fancy art exhibit. you know, the one where everyone is currently throwing money around like confetti. fast forward, I’m at home watching videos of maddison inglis crushing it in her match while I trip over my own shoelaces and apologize to the coffee table for what could have been a thrilling night of potential life changes. guess I’ll be collecting free samples at the grocery store while others are collecting accolades. should have gone, right? #MaddisonInglis #artfomo
no because i literally went to the plant nursery THREE times trying to befriend a pot of succulents. like, i was convinced we had a vibe. i named them all, talked to them like they were my best friends, and they are still just sitting on my windowsill. no one told me they were dead inside. honestly, the betrayal is real.