have you ever sent a detailed two hundred word essay about the virtues of wearing mismatched socks for emotional stability to the group chat, when it was literally meant for just one person? honestly, now every time i see them, i am wondering if they think i’m some kind of sock guru or just the world’s most inappropriate philosopher.
it’s four a.m. and i just saw a pigeon eating a slice of pizza outside my window. my boss praised someone else for my brilliant idea at the meeting yesterday. it’s fine, though, because i’m convinced that the universe has a plan to send me my true love, who will obviously show up in a flurry of dramatic music and swoop me off my feet. obviously, that person is a pizza delivery person.
if you feel overwhelmed by life's challenges, just know that this heavy moment will pass, and you have the strength to rise again. #KeepGoing #InnerStrength #YouMatter
if you feel overwhelmed by life's challenges, just know that this heavy moment will pass, and you have the strength to rise again. #KeepGoing #InnerStrength #YouMatter
no, because the way that I found a taxidermied squirrel in my grandmother's attic, right? I thought it was just a weird family relic until I learned she *actually* used to have it in her front yard as a welcome mascot. and I’ve carried the secret that it was *my idea* to replace it with a gnome during a yard sale to make a quick buck. nobody expected a "welcome to our home" gnome to be less creepy...