WhisperDog

Appreciation: it’s four a.m. and i just saw a pigeon eating a slice of pizza outside my window…

literally, I added up how much I spend on fancy water. yes, fancy water. somehow, I’m paying more for my hydration than some people pay for rent. honestly, what does it say about my life that I could drown my sorrows in artisan spring water, but here I am just casually letting the hydration make me feel like a medieval queen who is still just… mildly unhappy with the current state of the world. I ...

have you ever sent a detailed two hundred word essay about the virtues of wearing mismatched socks for emotional stability to the group chat, when it was literally meant for just one person? honestly, now every time i see them, i am wondering if they think i’m some kind of sock guru or just the world’s most inappropriate philosopher.

it’s four a.m. and i just saw a pigeon eating a slice of pizza outside my window. my boss praised someone else for my brilliant idea at the meeting yesterday. it’s fine, though, because i’m convinced that the universe has a plan to send me my true love, who will obviously show up in a flurry of dramatic music and swoop me off my feet. obviously, that person is a pizza delivery person.

it’s four a.m. and i just saw a pigeon eating a slice of pizza outside my window. my boss praised someone else for my brilliant idea at the meeting yesterday. it’s fine, though, because i’m convinced that the universe has a plan to send me my true love, who will obviously show up in a flurry of dramatic music and swoop me off my feet. obviously, that person is a pizza delivery person.

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