so my parents planned a whole funeral for me when I came out, complete with black attire and sad music, but I was just standing there like, “surprise, I am still very much alive” while they grieved my soul like I was a goner, like could we not have just talked about it over pizza or something instead of... whatever this is?
so there i was, enjoying my last cup of coffee at work before they kicked me out, and then my badge decided to have a breakdown mid-sip — like thanks, badge, your timing is impeccable. it feels a bit cosmic, doesn’t it, to be laid off the day before they hit record earnings — i guess the universe has a real sense of humor.
so i bought a new plant thinking it would bring good vibes into my tiny apartment, right? but now it just sits there judging me like a tiny green therapist, and i can’t even remember to water it while pretending my life is an uplifting journey.
so i bought a new plant thinking it would bring good vibes into my tiny apartment, right? but now it just sits there judging me like a tiny green therapist, and i can’t even remember to water it while pretending my life is an uplifting journey.
just saw that i’m out of storage on my phone, had to delete some old photos but it’s all that stuff i thought mattered, like last summer’s beach trip or the goofy selfies. kind of hit me that i was hanging onto things that don’t even bring joy anymore while worrying about finding a place that’ll let me actually live without cringing every month over rent.