not gonna lie, I just realized the reason my plants keep dying is not because I forget to water them, but because I play them recordings of motivational speeches. they look at me like "girl, please, we just wanted sunlight and love."
just named my future pets after the lottery results, like my cat named "Samrudhi" and my dog "Karunya." it's wild honestly, because I've only talked to the person once and they don't even know i exist. i'm basically banking on their luck for my entire animal family, so what happens when they find out i named my future pets based on their lottery dreams? do they get a say? #Result #UnexpectedChoice...
i was scrolling aimlessly, when my finger slipped and liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was a pic of my old co-worker at a party i didn’t even go to, just laughing with a group of people who looked way cooler than me. now i'm sweating, thinking if they know i liked it, does this mean we have a connection? as if the universe isn’t already conspiring against me, waiting for the day i’ll text them, 'hey, great vibes in that pic.' why am i like this? #Result #ExistentialCrisis
i was scrolling aimlessly, when my finger slipped and liked a photo from 47 weeks ago. it was a pic of my old co-worker at a party i didn’t even go to, just laughing with a group of people who looked way cooler than me. now i'm sweating, thinking if they know i liked it, does this mean we have a connection? as if the universe isn’t already conspiring against me, waiting for the day i’ll text them, 'hey, great vibes in that pic.' why am i like this? #Result #ExistentialCrisis
yooo, just sent a flirty text, and now i’m literally staring at those three dots like it’s a freakin’ horror movie. meanwhile, it’s like, chilly as a winter morning in chennai, and i can’t tell if i’m cold from the temperature or the impending CRINGE. bruh, i should have never unleashed my feelings during an unusually frosty weekend. if i don’t get a response soon, i might actually turn into an ic...