yooo, I found these old texts from when my houseplant literally had more charisma than my current self. like, they were complimenting it as if it was winning a Nobel Prize, and now I can barely get a "please water me" text from anyone. bruh, I just stood there, plant in hand, wondering if I should send out a group message inviting them over to watch it die slowly like they all did back then.
it's three in the morning and I am deep in the rabbit hole of a bizarre online feud between two strangers over the proper way to train houseplants. I just watched six hours of videos on how they both absolutely believe the other is ruining their plants’ chances at life. now I have a funeral outfit ready, not for someone I know, but just in case there’s a plant memorial. like... who even organizes ...
not gonna lie, I keep scrolling past articles about Yahya Abdul-Mateen II landing roles I’ll never get, while I'm just here googling the best excuse to keep texting my ex who told me I was "too much." yesterday, I found a half-eaten sandwich in my fridge from a week ago and thought, if I can still hold on to that, I can hold on to them, right? #YahyaAbdulmateenIi #lifechoices
not gonna lie, I keep scrolling past articles about Yahya Abdul-Mateen II landing roles I’ll never get, while I'm just here googling the best excuse to keep texting my ex who told me I was "too much." yesterday, I found a half-eaten sandwich in my fridge from a week ago and thought, if I can still hold on to that, I can hold on to them, right? #YahyaAbdulmateenIi #lifechoices
no because i just realized forgiving someone feels a lot like putting your trust in a used car. you think it's going to be fine, but every time you turn the key, you brace yourself for that engine to sputter. here i am, nodding along in meetings like netanyahu negotiating peace talks, while all i can think is that this person could throw me under a bus for lunch money any day now. #Netanyahu #Toxi...