yooo, just found out my boss praised the wrong guy for my idea. this dude took my three-page proposal, slapped his name on it, and got a free lunch outta it. i swear, the next time i see him in the break room, i’m spilling a full jug of grape juice on his new shoes. all he has to do is say, "my bad," but here we are.
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. now i'm pretty sure the universe wants me to be the main character in a soap opera about heartbreak and suspension. dk metcalf got suspended and here i am, wishing my biggest drama was just picking a sandwich. can someone send help before my next crisis? #DkMetcalfSuspension #MyLifeIsAWreck
the way that my sibling borrowed fifteen dollars for an emergency snack two years ago and now their casual snack obsession has led to a multi-million-dollar gummy bear empire that has officially left me in a state of debt distress—if i had known all i would get in return is a sad voicemail about their latest 'life-changing' recipe for mac and cheese, i would have lent them a thirty-dollar loan instead—because honestly, at this point, it feels more like an investment gone rogue. #familybusiness #snackventures
the way that my sibling borrowed fifteen dollars for an emergency snack two years ago and now their casual snack obsession has led to a multi-million-dollar gummy bear empire that has officially left me in a state of debt distress—if i had known all i would get in return is a sad voicemail about their latest 'life-changing' recipe for mac and cheese, i would have lent them a thirty-dollar loan instead—because honestly, at this point, it feels more like an investment gone rogue. #familybusiness #snackventures
literally spent an hour calculating how my life would be different if I chose to wear socks with sandals that one summer – instead of regretting it, I discovered I could have been a fashion icon, living in a parallel universe where people enthusiastically call me "the sock whisperer."