saw the news about hyundai stock, and it hit me that my sibling has their life together so much, i wouldn’t be surprised if they somehow own shares. meanwhile, my biggest investment is in an online cooking class i signed up for last year and haven’t opened. as i sat there with my fancy apron, it felt less like a culinary journey and more like a sad “how did i get here?” moment, knowing my sibling ...
honestly, just spent three hours meticulously organizing my comic book collection by character BACKSTORIES instead of just alphabetizing them. now i am questioning my life choices while simultaneously convincing myself this is an ARTISTIC statement. who needs adulthood when you can curate the origins of a fictional hedgehog named after a fruit?
yooo, just found out my boss praised the wrong guy for my idea. this dude took my three-page proposal, slapped his name on it, and got a free lunch outta it. i swear, the next time i see him in the break room, i’m spilling a full jug of grape juice on his new shoes. all he has to do is say, "my bad," but here we are.
yooo, just found out my boss praised the wrong guy for my idea. this dude took my three-page proposal, slapped his name on it, and got a free lunch outta it. i swear, the next time i see him in the break room, i’m spilling a full jug of grape juice on his new shoes. all he has to do is say, "my bad," but here we are.
yooo, just accidentally liked a photo from forty-seven weeks ago. now i'm pretty sure the universe wants me to be the main character in a soap opera about heartbreak and suspension. dk metcalf got suspended and here i am, wishing my biggest drama was just picking a sandwich. can someone send help before my next crisis? #DkMetcalfSuspension #MyLifeIsAWreck