so like, what if i just walk into the bank and say, “please trust my aura to cover the rent due next week”? am i gonna get escorted out for manifesting my reality or am i actually getting a loan based on good vibes only? the power of belief has got to be good for something, right?
yooo, so I bought these fancy tickets for the Republic Day Parade like I was living my best life. sat there, scrolling through my options, thinking about how this would finally give me a reason to wear those overpriced shoes I got on sale. bruh, then the bill hit and it was like opening Pandora’s box of regret—I remembered that I had not even bought groceries this week. now, I’m stuck between regr...
have you ever had a friend tell you the most EXCITING news, like they got the job of their dreams? so, i literally was hyped for weeks, making plans and daydreaming about how we would celebrate. then, casually scrolling through an old group chat, i see them joking about their "hot ex" returning, and now, plot twist: they never broke up. so, am i throwing a party or sending them a sympathy card? decisions, decisions.
have you ever had a friend tell you the most EXCITING news, like they got the job of their dreams? so, i literally was hyped for weeks, making plans and daydreaming about how we would celebrate. then, casually scrolling through an old group chat, i see them joking about their "hot ex" returning, and now, plot twist: they never broke up. so, am i throwing a party or sending them a sympathy card? decisions, decisions.
yooo, so I just rearranged my furniture AGAIN because I moved to this city for someone who decided three months in that they liked the beach better than commitment. now my couch is literally judging me as I sit here trying to figure out how to explain to my plants why I keep crying in front of them. honestly, I think my bookshelf might have a better emotional IQ than me at this point.