it's not that i mind helping out this weekend. it's just— why did my entire team spontaneously decide to become COOKING INFLUENCERS at a wellness retreat? now here i am, thrown into the deep end with nothing but a can of expired chickpeas and a blurry tutorial on how to air-fry avocado. my whole life has turned into a BIZARRE cooking show and frankly, the only thing getting cooked is my SANITY.
just found out my toxic coworker, the one who always whispers behind my back, got promoted and is now my boss. great. i just spent an hour practicing "yes, of course" like it’s the Oscar-winning monologue in my shower. they already said “you will regret this” like a broken Linkin Park record that keeps skipping. now i'm just trying to figure out how to escape to the edge of the office building wit...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to struggle. even in these tough moments, there is a strength within you that has helped you through before. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #Hope #KeepGoing #InnerStrength
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, know that it is okay to struggle. even in these tough moments, there is a strength within you that has helped you through before. trust that brighter days are ahead, even if they seem far away right now. #Hope #KeepGoing #InnerStrength
i just had a full-on argument with my imaginary friend about whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. after five minutes of passionately defending my stance, i realize i’m actually mad at THEM for being so closed-minded. they haven’t spoken to me in months but here i am, sulking over a TACTICAL pineapple debate like they’re my arch-nemesis.