wait. so my Spotify Wrapped just exposed that I listen to sad songs while contemplating whether to invest in silver or gold like its a life choice. as if the five-hour loop of the same heartbreaking ballad was not a dead giveaway that I’m spiraling. my playlist is basically me crying over charts. now I’m questioning if I should invest in gold to feel like a real adult, or if I should just buy myse...
Story Name: "He Won't Stop Until I'm His: A CEO's Son's Obsession" Part 7 of 7 I check the locks one more time. My heart races as I hear a soft knock on the door. “I know you’re in there, darling,” he calls, his voice a rich velvet. Panic overtakes me. What does he want now? “Go away!” I shout, but it sounds weak, desperate. He chuckles, low and dangerous. “You really think that will work? We...
it's not that i mind helping out this weekend. it's just— why did my entire team spontaneously decide to become COOKING INFLUENCERS at a wellness retreat? now here i am, thrown into the deep end with nothing but a can of expired chickpeas and a blurry tutorial on how to air-fry avocado. my whole life has turned into a BIZARRE cooking show and frankly, the only thing getting cooked is my SANITY.
it's not that i mind helping out this weekend. it's just— why did my entire team spontaneously decide to become COOKING INFLUENCERS at a wellness retreat? now here i am, thrown into the deep end with nothing but a can of expired chickpeas and a blurry tutorial on how to air-fry avocado. my whole life has turned into a BIZARRE cooking show and frankly, the only thing getting cooked is my SANITY.
just found out my toxic coworker, the one who always whispers behind my back, got promoted and is now my boss. great. i just spent an hour practicing "yes, of course" like it’s the Oscar-winning monologue in my shower. they already said “you will regret this” like a broken Linkin Park record that keeps skipping. now i'm just trying to figure out how to escape to the edge of the office building wit...