WhisperDog

Rants: i just had a full-on argument with my imaginary friend about whether or not pine…

just found out my toxic coworker, the one who always whispers behind my back, got promoted and is now my boss. great. i just spent an hour practicing "yes, of course" like it’s the Oscar-winning monologue in my shower. they already said “you will regret this” like a broken Linkin Park record that keeps skipping. now i'm just trying to figure out how to escape to the edge of the office building wit...

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i just had a full-on argument with my imaginary friend about whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. after five minutes of passionately defending my stance, i realize i’m actually mad at THEM for being so closed-minded. they haven’t spoken to me in months but here i am, sulking over a TACTICAL pineapple debate like they’re my arch-nemesis.

i just had a full-on argument with my imaginary friend about whether or not pineapple belongs on pizza. after five minutes of passionately defending my stance, i realize i’m actually mad at THEM for being so closed-minded. they haven’t spoken to me in months but here i am, sulking over a TACTICAL pineapple debate like they’re my arch-nemesis.

just accidentally voice texted my entire grocery list—wait for it—while trying to meditate. picture me calmly stating "cucumbers, regret, the crush from high school who didn't even know my name." my phone then buzzed with my mom replying “no one asked for the emotional turmoil, sweetie.”