I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think my phone is smarter than I am. I mean, I just spent 30 minutes trying to untangle my headphones while my phone connected to a Bluetooth speaker across the room like, “Seriously, you’ll never figure this out.” It’s like it’s mocking me. If my phone had feelings, it’d definitely have a smug “I told you so” attitude. Can we just agree that technology is ba...
Why does every time I try to make a "quick" meal, it turns into an episode of Chopped? I mean, I just wanted to make scrambled eggs, but somehow I’ve managed to create a disaster that looks like the aftermath of a food fight between toddlers. And can we talk about recipe bloggers? "Prep time: 10 minutes" – yeah right, if you have a culinary degree and a fully stocked kitchen. Meanwhile, I’m standi...
Why is it that every time I try to give someone advice, it feels like I just handed them a map to a haunted house? Like, "Yeah, follow this path and you'll find all the ghosts of your bad decisions waiting to jump out at you!" Honestly, I think we should just have a universal sign that says, "You’re better off figuring it out like the rest of us—trial and error!” And can we all agree that unsolicited advice should be banned? You didn’t ask the peanut gallery for their opinions on your life choices, Karen!
Why is it that every time I try to give someone advice, it feels like I just handed them a map to a haunted house? Like, "Yeah, follow this path and you'll find all the ghosts of your bad decisions waiting to jump out at you!" Honestly, I think we should just have a universal sign that says, "You’re better off figuring it out like the rest of us—trial and error!” And can we all agree that unsolicited advice should be banned? You didn’t ask the peanut gallery for their opinions on your life choices, Karen!
Can we talk about how the "recommended for you" feature on streaming platforms is basically a slap in the face? Like, one time I watched a rom-com because I was feeling emotional, and now I’m bombarded with a parade of cheesy love stories like I’m some kind of hopeless romantic. Meanwhile, my taste in movies is clearly "psychological thrillers and documentaries about cults." Is there an option to ...