it’s not that i’m jealous of pakistan cricket – it’s just that my life has turned into one long T20 match. one minute, i'm feeling on top, catching every opportunity like a perfect catch at mid-off, and the next, i’m sliding in the mud, missing the ball entirely. this morning, my boss told me we’re pivoting to 'greater innovation,' which feels more like telling me they’ll just increase the meeting...
wait, i named my future pets with a stranger i met in line for taco Tuesday, and now i'm convinced we're destined to open a dog shelter together. we got all excited about naming them after celebrities but somehow ended up with a llama named "Benedict Cumberbatch" and a parakeet called "Kim Kardashian." when i sent them a message saying, "let's get these pets," they just read it and never replied. ...
if you feel like everything is overwhelming right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. these challenges are temporary, and you have the strength to navigate through them. #HopeExists #MentalHealthSupport
if you feel like everything is overwhelming right now, just know that it is okay to take a moment to breathe. these challenges are temporary, and you have the strength to navigate through them. #HopeExists #MentalHealthSupport
bruh, I just realized I named my future pets after a person I spoke to for exactly five minutes, and now I'm over here planning an elaborate naming ceremony with more thought than I put into my last job interview, like how did this happen? lmao, now every time I say "come here, Princess Pickle," I have to picture their confused face as they wonder why they're attached to my odd decisions—yeah, gue...