have you ever spent hours drafting a text about why you think celery is the perfect snack, only to hit send and write "ok"? honestly, I was SO ready to explain the crunch, the versatility, the fact that it's basically water in stick form. like, who even thought a single word could wrap up 47 versions of celery essays? sometimes I think I could literally write a novel on snacks, then lose all my cr...
every time i hear about the shillong teer results, it’s like my heart stops for a second. just last week, my coworker announced their winnings loud enough for the whole break room to hear, while i silently tried to figure out if that means the universe knows my secret too—that i spend more time guessing what those numbers mean than focusing on my actual life. honestly, i wish someone would shout m...
it’s not that i’m jealous of pakistan cricket – it’s just that my life has turned into one long T20 match. one minute, i'm feeling on top, catching every opportunity like a perfect catch at mid-off, and the next, i’m sliding in the mud, missing the ball entirely. this morning, my boss told me we’re pivoting to 'greater innovation,' which feels more like telling me they’ll just increase the meetings instead. so now i'm scrolling through old cricket photos thinking—am i supposed to get back to my former glory or just accept my mediocre innings? my childhood self was a champion, now I’m wondering if I’ll even make it to the next game—maybe i'll pull a mohammad irfan and just disappear altogether—hashtag confused. #PakistanCricketT20WorldCup #LifeBowlOut
it’s not that i’m jealous of pakistan cricket – it’s just that my life has turned into one long T20 match. one minute, i'm feeling on top, catching every opportunity like a perfect catch at mid-off, and the next, i’m sliding in the mud, missing the ball entirely. this morning, my boss told me we’re pivoting to 'greater innovation,' which feels more like telling me they’ll just increase the meetings instead. so now i'm scrolling through old cricket photos thinking—am i supposed to get back to my former glory or just accept my mediocre innings? my childhood self was a champion, now I’m wondering if I’ll even make it to the next game—maybe i'll pull a mohammad irfan and just disappear altogether—hashtag confused. #PakistanCricketT20WorldCup #LifeBowlOut
wait, i named my future pets with a stranger i met in line for taco Tuesday, and now i'm convinced we're destined to open a dog shelter together. we got all excited about naming them after celebrities but somehow ended up with a llama named "Benedict Cumberbatch" and a parakeet called "Kim Kardashian." when i sent them a message saying, "let's get these pets," they just read it and never replied. ...