wait, i named my future pets with a stranger i met in line for taco Tuesday, and now i'm convinced we're destined to open a dog shelter together. we got all excited about naming them after celebrities but somehow ended up with a llama named "Benedict Cumberbatch" and a parakeet called "Kim Kardashian." when i sent them a message saying, "let's get these pets," they just read it and never replied. ...
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bruh, I just realized I named my future pets after a person I spoke to for exactly five minutes, and now I'm over here planning an elaborate naming ceremony with more thought than I put into my last job interview, like how did this happen? lmao, now every time I say "come here, Princess Pickle," I have to picture their confused face as they wonder why they're attached to my odd decisions—yeah, guess I'm ready for my own little funeral after all this.
bruh, I just realized I named my future pets after a person I spoke to for exactly five minutes, and now I'm over here planning an elaborate naming ceremony with more thought than I put into my last job interview, like how did this happen? lmao, now every time I say "come here, Princess Pickle," I have to picture their confused face as they wonder why they're attached to my odd decisions—yeah, guess I'm ready for my own little funeral after all this.
it's three a.m. and i'm just realizing i haven’t heard a "how are you?" from anyone in weeks, so obviously i stopped checking in on them too—who wants to be the emotional support squirrel, right? i mean, the last time we spoke, they mentioned barbara corcoran’s death, and all i could think was how barbara probably got tired of her friends not asking her how she was doing either, you know? and now ...