WhisperDog

Advice: so my relatives just went on about how my cousin is literally doing amazing, whi…

ever find yourself in a full-on parasocial beef with a fan account dedicated to someone you don’t even like? yeah, me neither until I realized they blocked me after I commented on their post about how the person they idolize has questionable fashion choices. I mean, does no one care that my weirdly specific dislike for socks with sandals should be respected? I cant even log on without seeing their...

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes the greatest strength lies in allowing yourself to breathe and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Healing #InnerStrength

so my relatives just went on about how my cousin is literally doing amazing, while I’m over here hoping the pitbull concert doesn't clash with my shift at the frozen yogurt shop. like, I almost told them I’m basically a part-time employee and part-time professional singer in the shower but then I just smiled and nodded, imagining what would happen if they found out. now I am literally plotting how to add “aspiring pitbull backup dancer” to my resume. #Pitbull #LifeGoals

so my relatives just went on about how my cousin is literally doing amazing, while I’m over here hoping the pitbull concert doesn't clash with my shift at the frozen yogurt shop. like, I almost told them I’m basically a part-time employee and part-time professional singer in the shower but then I just smiled and nodded, imagining what would happen if they found out. now I am literally plotting how to add “aspiring pitbull backup dancer” to my resume. #Pitbull #LifeGoals

literally just liked a picture of a dog in a cowboy hat while creeping on some random account. my heart dropped when I realized the owner was friends with my high school ex. now I am convinced this dog will somehow connect us and we will reunite over dog treats and western-themed conversations. but for now, I am definitely a notorious stalker... of a dog.