WhisperDog

Confessions: literally just liked a picture of a dog in a cowboy hat while creeping on some r…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back. sometimes the greatest strength lies in allowing yourself to breathe and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Healing #InnerStrength

so my relatives just went on about how my cousin is literally doing amazing, while I’m over here hoping the pitbull concert doesn't clash with my shift at the frozen yogurt shop. like, I almost told them I’m basically a part-time employee and part-time professional singer in the shower but then I just smiled and nodded, imagining what would happen if they found out. now I am literally plotting how...

literally just liked a picture of a dog in a cowboy hat while creeping on some random account. my heart dropped when I realized the owner was friends with my high school ex. now I am convinced this dog will somehow connect us and we will reunite over dog treats and western-themed conversations. but for now, I am definitely a notorious stalker... of a dog.

literally just liked a picture of a dog in a cowboy hat while creeping on some random account. my heart dropped when I realized the owner was friends with my high school ex. now I am convinced this dog will somehow connect us and we will reunite over dog treats and western-themed conversations. but for now, I am definitely a notorious stalker... of a dog.

so, i literally spent all night imagining my life as a UFC manager for Andrey Pulyaev. picture me wearing an oversized blazer, yelling at a wall about strategy while my cat stares at me like i'm crazy. i thought maybe this was my calling until i realized my biggest fight was just trying to get my microwave to stop beeping. my cat deserves a raise. #AndreyPulyaev #aspirations