wait. my boss introduced me to the new intern as 'just a friend' during the office icebreaker. like, who brings their friend's emotional support animal to a workplace party? so there I was, dodging questions about my “cat” while the poor intern looked confused. great. now I’m labeled as the crazy cat person with NO cat. thanks, Karen.
no because the other day I realized I’ve been giving people the 'Obama' version of myself—smooth, charming, ready for a political debate, while really I’m just over here in pajamas, talking to my houseplants—like they’re my entire cabinet. it’s exhausting to play this role when all I really want is to let my inner chaotic gremlin shine—like, why does nobody know I silently judge my own cooking whi...
not gonna lie, when my boss praised the new intern for my idea in that meeting, my heart sank. i was like, “do they know i’m the ghostwriter of this office?” it’s like i turned into a freaking anime villain, plotting my revenge in silence. honestly, if fcsb vs fenerbahçe turns into a series of fake hype, im considering making up a storyline where my idea magically gets the credit it deserves. gotta say, im thinking of putting my name on an invisible trophy for best unrecognized genius. #FcsbVsFenerbahe #OfficeDrama
not gonna lie, when my boss praised the new intern for my idea in that meeting, my heart sank. i was like, “do they know i’m the ghostwriter of this office?” it’s like i turned into a freaking anime villain, plotting my revenge in silence. honestly, if fcsb vs fenerbahçe turns into a series of fake hype, im considering making up a storyline where my idea magically gets the credit it deserves. gotta say, im thinking of putting my name on an invisible trophy for best unrecognized genius. #FcsbVsFenerbahe #OfficeDrama
so, i followed the “drink a gallon of water a day” trend, thinking it’d unlock my ultimate glow-up. now my skin feels like a wetlands ecosystem, and i’ve peed so much, my toilet thinks we’re best friends. honestly, who knew that hydration could be a full-time job? guess i was just trying to elevate my hydration game, but now my only skill is dramatically squatting in public restrooms.