WhisperDog

Advice: last night, I wrote a text to my long-lost friend, detailing how their life choi…

yooo, so I just saw that Patrick Kane is tying records and I'm literally just here trying to find motivation to get through my week. the only thing I’ve scored lately is the leftover pizza from last week’s meeting. my company just posted my position online—like bruh, I wasn't even aware I was part of the NHL, but clearly the benchwarmer seat is open for business. I might as well hand my resume to ...

do you ever feel like your 'best friend' is really just a highly selective text message? like, they literally only show up when they need you to lend them your vintage collection of stamps. i mean, why would you talk to someone for two months straight when they clearly have zero interest unless you have rare mint-condition items in your possession? is this what adult friendships look like now? whe...

last night, I wrote a text to my long-lost friend, detailing how their life choices are basically a plot twist in a bad rom-com. I spent more time crafting that message than I did completing my work presentation. why does pouring my heart out in a digital graveyard feel so therapeutic? meanwhile, I still haven't figured out what to say to my boss about the project deadline. but honestly, do I even need to prioritize reality when Karthi is saving the day on OTT? the escape from my mundane life to a world of cinematic thrill is a solid vibe. if only my life felt as dramatic. maybe next week…? #VaaVaathiyaarOtt #CinematicReality

last night, I wrote a text to my long-lost friend, detailing how their life choices are basically a plot twist in a bad rom-com. I spent more time crafting that message than I did completing my work presentation. why does pouring my heart out in a digital graveyard feel so therapeutic? meanwhile, I still haven't figured out what to say to my boss about the project deadline. but honestly, do I even need to prioritize reality when Karthi is saving the day on OTT? the escape from my mundane life to a world of cinematic thrill is a solid vibe. if only my life felt as dramatic. maybe next week…? #VaaVaathiyaarOtt #CinematicReality

not gonna lie, when i found out my ex started dating my friend, it felt like being benched in the fourth quarter of the game while tyler tanner was out there slaying it like he’s auditioning for a movie role. my entire friend group knew before me, which made me the designated jester of my own breakup circus. honestly, i was preparing for the breakup speech for the wrong relationship while everyone...