do you ever feel like your 'best friend' is really just a highly selective text message? like, they literally only show up when they need you to lend them your vintage collection of stamps. i mean, why would you talk to someone for two months straight when they clearly have zero interest unless you have rare mint-condition items in your possession? is this what adult friendships look like now? whe...
last night, I wrote a text to my long-lost friend, detailing how their life choices are basically a plot twist in a bad rom-com. I spent more time crafting that message than I did completing my work presentation. why does pouring my heart out in a digital graveyard feel so therapeutic? meanwhile, I still haven't figured out what to say to my boss about the project deadline. but honestly, do I even...
not gonna lie, when i found out my ex started dating my friend, it felt like being benched in the fourth quarter of the game while tyler tanner was out there slaying it like he’s auditioning for a movie role. my entire friend group knew before me, which made me the designated jester of my own breakup circus. honestly, i was preparing for the breakup speech for the wrong relationship while everyone was just laughing in the bleachers. imagine my surprise when i realized i was not the main character but just the footnote in their rom-com. #TylerTanner #HeartbreakHumor
not gonna lie, when i found out my ex started dating my friend, it felt like being benched in the fourth quarter of the game while tyler tanner was out there slaying it like he’s auditioning for a movie role. my entire friend group knew before me, which made me the designated jester of my own breakup circus. honestly, i was preparing for the breakup speech for the wrong relationship while everyone was just laughing in the bleachers. imagine my surprise when i realized i was not the main character but just the footnote in their rom-com. #TylerTanner #HeartbreakHumor
so, i spent an entire evening calculating how long it would take to save for this new AI workspace tool that supposedly makes everything easier. but then i remembered my "extra time" after work is just binging shows while half-asleep on the couch. at this rate, my next breakthrough might come when i'm an old, broke philosopher, surrounded by cat memes. great, right? #ChatgptPrism #existentialcrisi...