it's not that I'm mad, it's just... so my boss literally said, "we're like family here" right before announcing no raises. like, okay, cool, if we're family, does that mean I can request a sibling rivalry to determine who gets the last slice of office cake? and, oh my god, is there going to be an awkward Thanksgiving dinner where I get grilled about my job performance? like, do I have to wear an u...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to feel this way. just take a deep breath and remember that storms do pass, and brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #ThisTooShallPass
yooo, so I just saw that Patrick Kane is tying records and I'm literally just here trying to find motivation to get through my week. the only thing I’ve scored lately is the leftover pizza from last week’s meeting. my company just posted my position online—like bruh, I wasn't even aware I was part of the NHL, but clearly the benchwarmer seat is open for business. I might as well hand my resume to Kane and hope he gives me some tips because this place has got me feeling like I'm skating on thin ice. #PatrickKane #WorkNightmares
yooo, so I just saw that Patrick Kane is tying records and I'm literally just here trying to find motivation to get through my week. the only thing I’ve scored lately is the leftover pizza from last week’s meeting. my company just posted my position online—like bruh, I wasn't even aware I was part of the NHL, but clearly the benchwarmer seat is open for business. I might as well hand my resume to Kane and hope he gives me some tips because this place has got me feeling like I'm skating on thin ice. #PatrickKane #WorkNightmares
do you ever feel like your 'best friend' is really just a highly selective text message? like, they literally only show up when they need you to lend them your vintage collection of stamps. i mean, why would you talk to someone for two months straight when they clearly have zero interest unless you have rare mint-condition items in your possession? is this what adult friendships look like now? whe...