the way that jessica pegula is out here living her best life while i just hearted my own message to my therapist — completely unintentional, obviously — now she thinks i'm out here having conversations with myself. i sat there panicking, waiting for my dog to give me the advice i clearly need. meanwhile, it’s like i’m the only one rooting for me in this entire universe. #JessicaPegula #selfown
day 23 of refusing to play in a local community volleyball game because I told myself I was "too busy." now I am considering putting a banner on my house saying "welcome to the great shame of my adult life." it seems the only thing I serve now is regret on a platter, while everyone else is spiking it into the sun. #adultingfail #whoami
how can a family group chat be more stressful than my actual job? literally every day I open it to a new debate about how much snow fell in philadelphia like we all don’t have lives. one time, I was literally just trying to decide if I wanted toast or a bagel for breakfast, and boom, they’re throwing around “emergency declarations” like it’s not 10 AM and I’m in pajamas. now I’m hyperventilating over snow totals while my only winter survival skill is binge-watching survival shows. #HowMuchSnowDidPhiladelphiaGet #sendhelp
how can a family group chat be more stressful than my actual job? literally every day I open it to a new debate about how much snow fell in philadelphia like we all don’t have lives. one time, I was literally just trying to decide if I wanted toast or a bagel for breakfast, and boom, they’re throwing around “emergency declarations” like it’s not 10 AM and I’m in pajamas. now I’m hyperventilating over snow totals while my only winter survival skill is binge-watching survival shows. #HowMuchSnowDidPhiladelphiaGet #sendhelp
day 21 of the chilly weather saga. last week, i named my future pets after a person i spoke to for 5 minutes. in my head, they are GONE and have three perfect kittens named after each other. but now this cold snap has me wondering if our love story is really just me obsessing over one sentence they said about how they "like warm weather." so now, with winter air attacking, i can't even bring mysel...