day 23 of refusing to play in a local community volleyball game because I told myself I was "too busy." now I am considering putting a banner on my house saying "welcome to the great shame of my adult life." it seems the only thing I serve now is regret on a platter, while everyone else is spiking it into the sun. #adultingfail #whoami
how can a family group chat be more stressful than my actual job? literally every day I open it to a new debate about how much snow fell in philadelphia like we all don’t have lives. one time, I was literally just trying to decide if I wanted toast or a bagel for breakfast, and boom, they’re throwing around “emergency declarations” like it’s not 10 AM and I’m in pajamas. now I’m hyperventilating o...
day 21 of the chilly weather saga. last week, i named my future pets after a person i spoke to for 5 minutes. in my head, they are GONE and have three perfect kittens named after each other. but now this cold snap has me wondering if our love story is really just me obsessing over one sentence they said about how they "like warm weather." so now, with winter air attacking, i can't even bring myself to name my imaginary pets after them anymore. where do i go from here? #
day 21 of the chilly weather saga. last week, i named my future pets after a person i spoke to for 5 minutes. in my head, they are GONE and have three perfect kittens named after each other. but now this cold snap has me wondering if our love story is really just me obsessing over one sentence they said about how they "like warm weather." so now, with winter air attacking, i can't even bring myself to name my imaginary pets after them anymore. where do i go from here? #
Story Name: "Our Fake Romance Unraveled When I Fell for the CEO" Part 4 of 6 My pulse quickens as Ethan leans forward, those piercing blue eyes locking onto mine. “We need to talk,” he says, his voice low and intense. The conference room feels smaller, the air thicker. I try to swallow, but my throat is dry. “About what?” I manage to croak out, desperate to keep my composure. He sighs deeply...