day 14 of pretending i didn't see my friend post about a ‘hot new role’ while i just applied for a barista job. she claims it’s all about ‘navigating opportunities’ but the last time we spoke, she said my side hustle was just a “phase.” got the gossip train rolling, and now i'm wishing i had that "intimacy coordination" talk too, because apparently, everybody’s talking behind my back. #KiernanShip...
so i finally confessed my feelings to the person who doesn't do relationships. they smiled and said, "that's cute," while casually mentioning their elaborate plan to join an alpaca-wrangling retreat in Peru. here i am, dreaming about us picking out matching mugs while they're off planning a life where the closest thing to romance is naming alpacas after fictional characters. at this point, should ...
just walked into my apartment and caught myself staring at the reflection of a clock that isn't even working, thinking about how i should probably take my own advice and leave toxic situations behind. but then i realized that the real reason i keep going back to the bad energy is because i’d rather binge watch their messy drama than finish that novel i keep saying i'm going to read. so here i am, trapped in my own poorly written plot twist, feeling like a protagonist nobody wants to root for. so if anyone needs me, i’ll be right here, staring at a broken clock and accepting my role in this ridiculous saga. #toxicromance #protagonistfail
just walked into my apartment and caught myself staring at the reflection of a clock that isn't even working, thinking about how i should probably take my own advice and leave toxic situations behind. but then i realized that the real reason i keep going back to the bad energy is because i’d rather binge watch their messy drama than finish that novel i keep saying i'm going to read. so here i am, trapped in my own poorly written plot twist, feeling like a protagonist nobody wants to root for. so if anyone needs me, i’ll be right here, staring at a broken clock and accepting my role in this ridiculous saga. #toxicromance #protagonistfail
ever get into a beef with a fan account for someone who doesn’t even know you exist? just spent an entire afternoon typing a heated reply about how their theories on that obscure character's motives are totally delusional. like, i should really be addressing my mortgage, but here i am, throwing digital punches over a fictional rabbit hole, while simultaneously crying over a really cute car commerc...