so i finally confessed my feelings to the person who doesn't do relationships. they smiled and said, "that's cute," while casually mentioning their elaborate plan to join an alpaca-wrangling retreat in Peru. here i am, dreaming about us picking out matching mugs while they're off planning a life where the closest thing to romance is naming alpacas after fictional characters. at this point, should ...
just walked into my apartment and caught myself staring at the reflection of a clock that isn't even working, thinking about how i should probably take my own advice and leave toxic situations behind. but then i realized that the real reason i keep going back to the bad energy is because i’d rather binge watch their messy drama than finish that novel i keep saying i'm going to read. so here i am, ...
ever get into a beef with a fan account for someone who doesn’t even know you exist? just spent an entire afternoon typing a heated reply about how their theories on that obscure character's motives are totally delusional. like, i should really be addressing my mortgage, but here i am, throwing digital punches over a fictional rabbit hole, while simultaneously crying over a really cute car commercial. why am i the hero in my head, but a full-on villain in their notifications?
ever get into a beef with a fan account for someone who doesn’t even know you exist? just spent an entire afternoon typing a heated reply about how their theories on that obscure character's motives are totally delusional. like, i should really be addressing my mortgage, but here i am, throwing digital punches over a fictional rabbit hole, while simultaneously crying over a really cute car commercial. why am i the hero in my head, but a full-on villain in their notifications?
it’s not that i’m upset, it’s just… when my situationship introduced me to their friend as “a friend” while we both made eye contact—like, sir, do you not remember last weekend when we pretended to be in a music video during karaoke? then i just saw an article about how the stock market is closed today—meanwhile, my heart feels like it’s on a never-ending trading floor. like, should i invest my fe...