if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually let the sunshine through. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
day 47 of my self-imposed shopping ban, and somehow i bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of a famous historical figure… just to 'commemorate' this great market surge. like, who wouldn’t want a permanent roommate with zero conversation skills, right? now every time the sensex index hits a record high, i question if my impulse control needs a stock split. #SensexIndex #DarkHumor
ok but imagine unsending a message about how tired you are of people treating you like a circus animal just when someone texts back, “You’re not wrong,” and now you have to act like you’re cool, calm, collected. meanwhile, Caroline Wozniacki is getting followed by cameras and I’m trying to dodge a virtual PR disaster from my couch like it's a dodgy serve on match point, and I'm just like, do I go for damage control, or just delete all my social media accounts and start a new life in a cave? #CarolineWozniacki #privacyplease
ok but imagine unsending a message about how tired you are of people treating you like a circus animal just when someone texts back, “You’re not wrong,” and now you have to act like you’re cool, calm, collected. meanwhile, Caroline Wozniacki is getting followed by cameras and I’m trying to dodge a virtual PR disaster from my couch like it's a dodgy serve on match point, and I'm just like, do I go for damage control, or just delete all my social media accounts and start a new life in a cave? #CarolineWozniacki #privacyplease
literally just watched my roommate take the blame for the burnt spaghetti I made because I couldn’t handle the heat—like, it was charcoal level burnt. now they're banned from cooking in our kitchen but also nominated for a nobel prize for saving my face. I mean, who knew disaster could also taste like guilt and marinara sauce?