literally spent an hour perfecting my thesis on the cultural impact of baked beans in British cinema. they responded with a single bean emoji. now i am convinced i have peaked creatively. time to find new hobbies.
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that even the heaviest clouds eventually let the sunshine through. #ThisTooShallPass #MentalHealthSupport
day 47 of my self-imposed shopping ban, and somehow i bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of a famous historical figure… just to 'commemorate' this great market surge. like, who wouldn’t want a permanent roommate with zero conversation skills, right? now every time the sensex index hits a record high, i question if my impulse control needs a stock split. #SensexIndex #DarkHumor
day 47 of my self-imposed shopping ban, and somehow i bought a life-sized cardboard cutout of a famous historical figure… just to 'commemorate' this great market surge. like, who wouldn’t want a permanent roommate with zero conversation skills, right? now every time the sensex index hits a record high, i question if my impulse control needs a stock split. #SensexIndex #DarkHumor
ok but imagine unsending a message about how tired you are of people treating you like a circus animal just when someone texts back, “You’re not wrong,” and now you have to act like you’re cool, calm, collected. meanwhile, Caroline Wozniacki is getting followed by cameras and I’m trying to dodge a virtual PR disaster from my couch like it's a dodgy serve on match point, and I'm just like, do I go ...