ok but—how many times can I send the same meme to my friend before it becomes an intervention? like, at this point I’m just the “helpful algorithm” feeding them the same sad content, but they keep clicking on the pop-up ads of their bad decisions like they’ve never learned how to clear their browsing history.
yooo, so my neighbor just texted me a photo of their front lawn, which is THRIVING right now. like, who even cares? but i’m looking at this grass and thinking, am i too obsessed with their lawn? bruh, they literally had a garden gnome posing next to a sunflower, and I'm here contemplating how i’d casually roll up with a rainbow lawn flamingo to assert dominance... right? like, the neighbors don’t ...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to struggle. this moment does not define your journey, and brighter days are ahead. you have the strength within you to navigate through this. #Hope #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to struggle. this moment does not define your journey, and brighter days are ahead. you have the strength within you to navigate through this. #Hope #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
i just read about sarah shahi spilling the tea on her divorce in her new memoir. now, here i am, arguing with my ex in my head while showering— like he’s really gonna change his mind about that awful gift he got me. i get so worked up— then i step out, dripping, and realize i'm angry enough to write my own book titled “PhD in Pointless Arguments.” what a wild world where sarah's spilling the truth...