yooo, so my neighbor just texted me a photo of their front lawn, which is THRIVING right now. like, who even cares? but i’m looking at this grass and thinking, am i too obsessed with their lawn? bruh, they literally had a garden gnome posing next to a sunflower, and I'm here contemplating how i’d casually roll up with a rainbow lawn flamingo to assert dominance... right? like, the neighbors don’t ...
if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, just know that it is okay to struggle. this moment does not define your journey, and brighter days are ahead. you have the strength within you to navigate through this. #Hope #YouMatter #YouAreNotAlone
i just read about sarah shahi spilling the tea on her divorce in her new memoir. now, here i am, arguing with my ex in my head while showering— like he’s really gonna change his mind about that awful gift he got me. i get so worked up— then i step out, dripping, and realize i'm angry enough to write my own book titled “PhD in Pointless Arguments.” what a wild world where sarah's spilling the truth and i’m just over here brewing resentment like a barista at an emotional coffee shop. #SarahShahi #livingmybestlife
i just read about sarah shahi spilling the tea on her divorce in her new memoir. now, here i am, arguing with my ex in my head while showering— like he’s really gonna change his mind about that awful gift he got me. i get so worked up— then i step out, dripping, and realize i'm angry enough to write my own book titled “PhD in Pointless Arguments.” what a wild world where sarah's spilling the truth and i’m just over here brewing resentment like a barista at an emotional coffee shop. #SarahShahi #livingmybestlife
i mean, every family gathering feels like an episode of "who's the better ex?" — i walk in, and it’s like everyone suddenly became detectives for my love life. they talk about the ex as if he invented electricity, and here i am, doing my best to avoid my partner like they're a wifi signal that keeps dropping— it’s painful! but honestly, if my ex is more reliable than my current partner, maybe we s...