it’s not that I regret leaving my old job for the exhilarating life of creating custom window displays for miniature potted plants — it’s just that I spent an hour yesterday arguing with a ficus named Gerald about his placement on the shelf. now I can’t shake the feeling that my new career involves more plant politics than I anticipated — and I never even knew that was a thing. I sat on the floor ...
day 47 of obsessively replaying the moment a stranger and i made eye contact for 0.5 seconds. now i am planning my entire wedding with colors, flowers, and even a hypothetical venue. do i really think they want to see my Pinterest board? i don’t even know their name! but here i am, believing they might somehow save me from this mid-twenties existential crisis. honestly, should i add their last nam...
it’s 3am and i just calculated how long it would take to save for my dream trip to Hawaii. realized with my current lifestyle choices, i’ll literally be 83 years old and still working retail. at this point, the only time i'll be in a plane is when the seattle seahawks qb wins the super bowl and invites me as a consolation prize. basically, we both know that’s not happening. #SeattleSeahawksQb #ExistentialCrisis
it’s 3am and i just calculated how long it would take to save for my dream trip to Hawaii. realized with my current lifestyle choices, i’ll literally be 83 years old and still working retail. at this point, the only time i'll be in a plane is when the seattle seahawks qb wins the super bowl and invites me as a consolation prize. basically, we both know that’s not happening. #SeattleSeahawksQb #ExistentialCrisis
just found out my coworker bet on the Noakhali Express game, while my fridge is empty and my online orders just got canceled. then it hit me, am I the team nobody wants to draft? no wonder I keep going back to that one person who clearly isn’t good for me. at least they don’t cancel plans, right? life is basically a game where the referees are just watching me spiral. #NoakhaliExpressVsRangpurRid...