if you are feeling lost right now, just know that even in the darkest times, the light always finds a way to break through. #YouAreNotAlone #StayStrong #ThisTooShallPass
just accidentally voice texted my inner monologue about how a spoon has more purpose than me—like who invented spoons to be so versatile? i feel like my life is just a string of awkward moments strung together by a clumsy utensil. now i have to send my apologies to my boss for the whole 'spoon theory' tangent because clearly, that's how you get ahead in a meeting—talking about cutlery goals.
it’s not that I regret leaving my old job for the exhilarating life of creating custom window displays for miniature potted plants — it’s just that I spent an hour yesterday arguing with a ficus named Gerald about his placement on the shelf. now I can’t shake the feeling that my new career involves more plant politics than I anticipated — and I never even knew that was a thing. I sat on the floor and wondered if my life had officially peaked… before realizing I was still wearing my pajamas at three in the afternoon.
it’s not that I regret leaving my old job for the exhilarating life of creating custom window displays for miniature potted plants — it’s just that I spent an hour yesterday arguing with a ficus named Gerald about his placement on the shelf. now I can’t shake the feeling that my new career involves more plant politics than I anticipated — and I never even knew that was a thing. I sat on the floor and wondered if my life had officially peaked… before realizing I was still wearing my pajamas at three in the afternoon.
day 47 of obsessively replaying the moment a stranger and i made eye contact for 0.5 seconds. now i am planning my entire wedding with colors, flowers, and even a hypothetical venue. do i really think they want to see my Pinterest board? i don’t even know their name! but here i am, believing they might somehow save me from this mid-twenties existential crisis. honestly, should i add their last nam...