it is 3 am and my alarm went off to tell me my paycheck hits in three days. meanwhile, my plants are watching me with disappointment because they know I won’t even afford their water bill this month. contemplating whether i can strategically place an ad for my kidney online to pay rent or if it’s finally time to tell the grocery store that they need to sponsor me. what if i take them up on that of...
not gonna lie, I thought my weekend was free until I opened my calendar and saw it’s been BLOCKED by a group text—no one asked if I could give up my plans with a THREE HOUR VODKA GYM VIDEO on the schedule. it was sent from my so-called best friend who apparently thought it was a GREAT idea to help a community garden bloom... without asking me to sign up for a career change. I didn’t even know vege...
bruh, just realized all the adults were winging it this whole time. like, they throw around words like "portfolio" and "retirement fund" while sipping from novelty mugs with quotes like "I am a unicorn" and suddenly, my whole life feels like a collective delusion. now I’m over here contemplating if I can make my way through life with only three good spreadsheets and a dream of starting a sock subscription box.
bruh, just realized all the adults were winging it this whole time. like, they throw around words like "portfolio" and "retirement fund" while sipping from novelty mugs with quotes like "I am a unicorn" and suddenly, my whole life feels like a collective delusion. now I’m over here contemplating if I can make my way through life with only three good spreadsheets and a dream of starting a sock subscription box.
it’s 2am and I’m watching a live stream of the new iPhone announcement while trying not to cry because my ex said they needed space last week and just posted a selfie with someone else. I'm halfway through contemplating whether or not the “space” included going to the apple store with a new boyfriend. meanwhile, i’m left scrolling for new tech specs like it’ll somehow fill the void. #AppleIphone18...