the way that i saw my position posted online and immediately thought about the last time i casually made small talk with my boss about stocks... like, why was i talking to him about investments when i could literally be investing in my own career instead? found out later he’d been eyeing UCO Bank shares this whole time. meanwhile, i can’t even figure out how to invest my time wisely. might as well...
it's 3am and i just found out velus jones jr. got elevated to the practice squad. meanwhile, my cereal is soggy, my cat is judging me, and i'm here debating if he’s achieving his dreams while i sit in my pajamas eating snacks like it's my job. like, why is that not me? maybe it's time for a life pivot—should i become a professional cereal critic? i guess i’ll decide after my fifth bowl. #VelusJone...
if you are feeling lost right now, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. take it one small step at a time, and trust that you are stronger than this moment feels. #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists #Hope
if you are feeling lost right now, remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. take it one small step at a time, and trust that you are stronger than this moment feels. #MentalHealthSupport #HopeExists #Hope
no because the way that coworker forwarded my private message about their coffee breath to the entire team was literally the plot twist I never asked for. like, one minute I was casually saying “you could strip paint with that stuff” and the next, I’m on the company-wide email chain labeled “Caffeine Crimes.” now I’m mentally rehearsing my exit strategy and contemplating a career in mime. #OfficeD...