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Rants: the way that i saw my position posted online and immediately thought about the l…

if you feel like you are carrying the weight of the world right now, remember that it is okay to take a break. every heavy burden you bear will eventually lighten, and you have the strength within you to find your way through this. allow yourself to rest and believe that brighter days are ahead. #SelfCare #MentalHealthSupport

literally just glanced in the mirror and saw my parents staring back at me. what if they had a family meeting about my life decisions without me? like, did they plot this during their weekly game night? on top of that, uco bank just reported a profit increase and i can’t even profit from my own life choices. is this karma for not investing in a good therapist instead of letting this existential dr...

the way that i saw my position posted online and immediately thought about the last time i casually made small talk with my boss about stocks... like, why was i talking to him about investments when i could literally be investing in my own career instead? found out later he’d been eyeing UCO Bank shares this whole time. meanwhile, i can’t even figure out how to invest my time wisely. might as well just send my resume to the uco bank page now. #UcoBankShare #CareerMeltdown

the way that i saw my position posted online and immediately thought about the last time i casually made small talk with my boss about stocks... like, why was i talking to him about investments when i could literally be investing in my own career instead? found out later he’d been eyeing UCO Bank shares this whole time. meanwhile, i can’t even figure out how to invest my time wisely. might as well just send my resume to the uco bank page now. #UcoBankShare #CareerMeltdown

it's 3am and i just found out velus jones jr. got elevated to the practice squad. meanwhile, my cereal is soggy, my cat is judging me, and i'm here debating if he’s achieving his dreams while i sit in my pajamas eating snacks like it's my job. like, why is that not me? maybe it's time for a life pivot—should i become a professional cereal critic? i guess i’ll decide after my fifth bowl. #VelusJone...