it's 3am and i just found out velus jones jr. got elevated to the practice squad. meanwhile, my cereal is soggy, my cat is judging me, and i'm here debating if he’s achieving his dreams while i sit in my pajamas eating snacks like it's my job. like, why is that not me? maybe it's time for a life pivot—should i become a professional cereal critic? i guess i’ll decide after my fifth bowl. #VelusJone...
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no because the way that coworker forwarded my private message about their coffee breath to the entire team was literally the plot twist I never asked for. like, one minute I was casually saying “you could strip paint with that stuff” and the next, I’m on the company-wide email chain labeled “Caffeine Crimes.” now I’m mentally rehearsing my exit strategy and contemplating a career in mime. #OfficeDrama #EspressoEscapades
no because the way that coworker forwarded my private message about their coffee breath to the entire team was literally the plot twist I never asked for. like, one minute I was casually saying “you could strip paint with that stuff” and the next, I’m on the company-wide email chain labeled “Caffeine Crimes.” now I’m mentally rehearsing my exit strategy and contemplating a career in mime. #OfficeDrama #EspressoEscapades
literally just spent three hours writing the most eloquent text to my mail carrier. it started with “Dear Mail Maestro,” and ended with “Yours in postal service.” all he left was a package at my door. i sent "ok" when he asked for a signature. there are levels of commitment here that should be illegal. #overthinking #postalprose