day 23 of my quest to become a bread-making master. after six failed sourdough attempts, i crafted a loaf that looked like it came straight out of a bakery. the texture was perfect, the crust was golden, and in my head, i was a culinary genius. then, the moment of truth arrived and my partner took one bite. they smiled and said "this is okay" and left the room. i apologized to the loaf for letting...
bruh, just realized my camera roll is a mess of weird food experiments I was convinced would make me a culinary genius. like, there’s a photo of a cake that exploded in the microwave because I thought adding ten eggs would make it extra fluffy. now if anyone ever finds those pictures, I’m definitely getting called to court for "excessive egg misuse" or something. #bakingfails #courtworthy
honestly, i was convinced my life was a rom-com when i gave my ex a second chance. he then took that chance and used it to buy a coffee for his new girlfriend while i was literally picking out wedding songs. the level of DELULU in me thought he might text me after—like i have a chance—but turns out he just posted an aesthetic pic of them under the title “serendipity”. now i am left scrolling through pictures of couples living their best lives while i'm here wondering if sending him my movie night schedule counts as a crazy move. is this what the universe wanted for me? #VishnuMohan #ModernRomCom
honestly, i was convinced my life was a rom-com when i gave my ex a second chance. he then took that chance and used it to buy a coffee for his new girlfriend while i was literally picking out wedding songs. the level of DELULU in me thought he might text me after—like i have a chance—but turns out he just posted an aesthetic pic of them under the title “serendipity”. now i am left scrolling through pictures of couples living their best lives while i'm here wondering if sending him my movie night schedule counts as a crazy move. is this what the universe wanted for me? #VishnuMohan #ModernRomCom
wait, just found out my go-to local sandwich shop is going to close down next week. like, what am I supposed to do with my loyalty card that has ten stamps on it? oh, I was saving it for a free sandwich. turns out, they would replace me with a foot-long ham and cheese in a second. not even a limited edition sandwich, just... a ham and cheese. I really thought we had something special, but honestly...