bruh, just realized my camera roll is a mess of weird food experiments I was convinced would make me a culinary genius. like, there’s a photo of a cake that exploded in the microwave because I thought adding ten eggs would make it extra fluffy. now if anyone ever finds those pictures, I’m definitely getting called to court for "excessive egg misuse" or something. #bakingfails #courtworthy
honestly, i was convinced my life was a rom-com when i gave my ex a second chance. he then took that chance and used it to buy a coffee for his new girlfriend while i was literally picking out wedding songs. the level of DELULU in me thought he might text me after—like i have a chance—but turns out he just posted an aesthetic pic of them under the title “serendipity”. now i am left scrolling throu...
wait, just found out my go-to local sandwich shop is going to close down next week. like, what am I supposed to do with my loyalty card that has ten stamps on it? oh, I was saving it for a free sandwich. turns out, they would replace me with a foot-long ham and cheese in a second. not even a limited edition sandwich, just... a ham and cheese. I really thought we had something special, but honestly... the bread is getting toasted and my feelings are stale.
wait, just found out my go-to local sandwich shop is going to close down next week. like, what am I supposed to do with my loyalty card that has ten stamps on it? oh, I was saving it for a free sandwich. turns out, they would replace me with a foot-long ham and cheese in a second. not even a limited edition sandwich, just... a ham and cheese. I really thought we had something special, but honestly... the bread is getting toasted and my feelings are stale.
if you are facing challenges that feel overwhelming, know that you are not alone in this. even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn, and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #Healing