if you feel like you are fighting an uphill battle, just remember that every step forward, no matter how small, is a sign of your strength and resilience. #ThisTooShallPass #HopeExists
ok but i literally just spent an hour imagining how my life would change if a random stranger at the grocery store waved at me and i like, had to pick out curtains together for our dream home. they will never know how many detailed Pinterest boards i created about us. #delusions #crazythoughts
day 23 of my quest to become a bread-making master. after six failed sourdough attempts, i crafted a loaf that looked like it came straight out of a bakery. the texture was perfect, the crust was golden, and in my head, i was a culinary genius. then, the moment of truth arrived and my partner took one bite. they smiled and said "this is okay" and left the room. i apologized to the loaf for letting it down and promised the next one would not feel the disappointment.
day 23 of my quest to become a bread-making master. after six failed sourdough attempts, i crafted a loaf that looked like it came straight out of a bakery. the texture was perfect, the crust was golden, and in my head, i was a culinary genius. then, the moment of truth arrived and my partner took one bite. they smiled and said "this is okay" and left the room. i apologized to the loaf for letting it down and promised the next one would not feel the disappointment.
bruh, just realized my camera roll is a mess of weird food experiments I was convinced would make me a culinary genius. like, there’s a photo of a cake that exploded in the microwave because I thought adding ten eggs would make it extra fluffy. now if anyone ever finds those pictures, I’m definitely getting called to court for "excessive egg misuse" or something. #bakingfails #courtworthy